During a sermon, a famous inspirational speaker said, “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who is not my wife”.
The audience was in shocked silence.
He then added, “That woman was my mother.”
There was a round of applause and cheering laughter.
A very daring husband who was in the congregation tried to pull this off at home.
After dinner, Rufus said loudly to his wife in the kitchen, “Darling, best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who is not my wife”.
Before he could open his mouth to complete the statement, everywhere turned blank.
When Rufus regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed.