Joke: The Prescription


by Zeus

A married woman entered a pharmacy.

She walked to the pharmacist.

She looked straight into his eyes and said, ‘I would like to buy a fast-killing poison for humans.’

Bewildered, the pharmacist asked, ‘Why, madam? What do you need the poison for?’

The lady replied, ‘I need it to kill my husband.’

‘Good Lord!’ the pharmacist screamed.

‘Can I have the poison?’ the woman asked.

‘Absolutely not! It’s against the law! I can’t give you that!’

The lady reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist stared at the picture. ‘Why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription before?’

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10 thoughts on “Joke: The Prescription

  1. I know he will give her double dose without collecting money and use the rest at home! After all she has shown him the prescription!

  2. UnikCrown Says:
    Abeg Oga Pharmacist nothing 'does' you jare…lol A cheating partner is as good as dead cos dem fit kill you with their devilish act if you are not careful.

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