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Joke: #IbadanGirlsBeLike

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1. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Father Lord May your name be exhausted.

2. #IbadanGirlsBeLike My name is Zainab Dolapo, but you can call me Zain for short.

3. #IbadanGirlsBeLike What can fa?

4. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Me? Speak bad English? That’s UNPOSSIBLE.

5. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Mi wan take garri ati sue-gar.

6. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Hey barman, please give me one bottle of #Ciroc and serve hot.

7. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Emini si o gan?

8. #IbadanGirlsBelike All that glitters are not goats!

9. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Give me your pin Blackberry.

10. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Lord let your wheel be done…

11. #IbadanGirlsBeLike I don’t like that KFC gan sef, they have not won the champions league in their history…

12. #IbadanGirlsBelike Milk meal raps better than Drake.

13. #IbadanGirlsBeLike My number is sero hate sero sis sis for won tiri tiri sefen (08066413377)

14. #IbadanGirlsBeLike My names is Ganiyat Lamidi Omoboriowo but you can call me GLO.

15. #IbadanGirlsBeLike See plenty Kpo-Kpoff…

16. #IbadanGirlsBelike Majority carries the folt.

17. #IbadanGirlsBeLike My name is Dolapo Suliatu Temitope Victory but you can call me DSTV…

18. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Father Lord May your name be alin exhausted.

19. #IbadanGirlsBeLike You cannot Challenge me, that’s where I live.

20. #IbadanGirlsBeLike I study hat Hoxford University hin Washington DC.

21. #IbadanGirlsBeLike When I saw my result, I was successful. I passed away.

22. #IbadanGirlsBeLike I have not tasted Sharwama before…just give me 1 bottle please.

23. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Uncle, pease buy highs cream for me.

24. #IbadanGirlsBeLike I am a star. I don’t use cream that dulls my skin that’s why I use ororo, so I can Shine.

25. #IbadanGirlsBeLike I doesn’t like snacks, but I love egg row.

26. #IbadanGirlsBelike Majority carries the volt.

27. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Why are people so weekend?

28. #IbadanGirlsBeLike I don’t have a fone but you can help me send credit.

29. #IbadanGirlsBeLike Yeees?? Kilode?? What I?

30. #Ibadangirlsbelike Who is Sean Tizzle? Oh, you mean Sun Tissue??!!!

31. #IbadanGirlsBeLike My god is upsome!

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About Daniel Nkado

Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and community researcher based in London. He documents African and Black queer experience across Nigeria and the diaspora through community-anchored research, cultural analysis, and public education. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read Daniel's full research methodology and bio here.

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19 Comments on “Joke: #IbadanGirlsBeLike”

  1. loool hahaha ibadan girls don suffer lol nice one….me 2 I want one bottle of shawarma *rotfl*

  2. Haha
    wat happin?
    Zeus wetin ibd babes do u?
    shey one jilted u ni? Am proudly an ibd babe. #representing

  3. Hahahaha kai why are they always yabbing Ibadan babes…are they that uhm?

    Pls visit: Nma's Blog 

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