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Between Daniel Nkado and his gym instructor

by Zeus

Coach Gorilla: ***Adds two extra weights to the bar***

Daniel:

Coach Gorilla: ***Adds yet another disc to the bar***



Daniel:

Coach Gorilla: ***Claps*** Oya, buckle up and give me 20, let’s go!”

Daniel:

Coach Gorilla: “I said 20, let’s go now!”

Daniel:

Coach Gorilla: “My friend, don’t be a woman, lift this thing and give me 20 count… 1, 2, 3, go!”

Daniel: “Coach, abeg no vex, do you know what you will give me?”

Coach Gorilla: “Eh, what is that?”

Daniel: “All the money I paid for registration!”

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About Daniel Nkado

Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and community researcher based in London. He documents African and Black queer experience across Nigeria and the diaspora through community-anchored research, cultural analysis, and public education. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read Daniel's full research methodology and bio here.

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