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Between Daniel Nkado and his gym instructor

by Zeus

Coach Gorilla: ***Adds two extra weights to the bar***

Daniel:

Coach Gorilla: ***Adds yet another disc to the bar***



Daniel:

Coach Gorilla: ***Claps*** “Oya, buckle up and give me 20, let’s go!”

Daniel:

Coach Gorilla: “I said 20, let’s go now!”

Daniel:

Coach Gorilla: “My friend, don’t be a woman, lift this thing and give me 20 count… 1, 2, 3, go!”

Daniel: “Coach, abeg no vex, do you know what you will give me?”

Coach Gorilla: “Eh, what is that?”

Daniel: “All the money I paid for registration!”

About Daniel Nkado

Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and social researcher whose work examines Black identity, racism, institutional inequality, social power and belonging. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read more about Daniel, including his research methodology and full biography, here.

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