Okay, so Emeka and Nkiru are taking a romantic walk down the road one cool night.
Emeka
grabs Nkiru’s hands, draws
her closer to him, kisses her and says, “Baby, you know I
so much love you. There’s no one
here, it’s just us. Let’s do Weeweechu.”
grabs Nkiru’s hands, draws
her closer to him, kisses her and says, “Baby, you know I
so much love you. There’s no one
here, it’s just us. Let’s do Weeweechu.”
Nkiru
looks around and says,
“My love, I don’t want to do
Weeweechu
please. Let’s just hold hands and cuddle.”
looks around and says,
“My love, I don’t want to do
Weeweechu
please. Let’s just hold hands and cuddle.”
Emeka agrees.
After
a while, Emeka asks her again, “Oh baby, my love,
please let’s do Weeweechu na!”
a while, Emeka asks her again, “Oh baby, my love,
please let’s do Weeweechu na!”
Nkiru replies: “Baby, don’t rush
me. I don’t want to do it. I just
want to be
wrapped in your arms.”
me. I don’t want to do it. I just
want to be
wrapped in your arms.”
Emeka calms down again.
After
another while, Emeka
cannot hold it any longer. He says,
“My heartbeat, it’s not fair o, let’s do Weeweechu nah! Since last year oh!”
another while, Emeka
cannot hold it any longer. He says,
“My heartbeat, it’s not fair o, let’s do Weeweechu nah! Since last year oh!”
Nkiru
reluctantly agrees.
reluctantly agrees.
Emeka immediately grabs
her, pulls her closer to him and hugs her tight.
her, pulls her closer to him and hugs her tight.
Then he brings out the guitar strapped to
his back and they both start
singing:
“Weeweechu a merry Christmas! Weeweechu a merry Christmas! Weeweechu a merry Christmas and a
happy new year!”
his back and they both start
singing:
“Weeweechu a merry Christmas! Weeweechu a merry Christmas! Weeweechu a merry Christmas and a
happy new year!”
Joke by Ogechi. You can also send jokes to us – submissions90@yahoo.com
