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Joke: Fear Old Village Women!

by Arthur

Some old village women sha…just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your generation:

“Morning, Nwam…bia is this not Okechukwu, the son of Ebube, the man who raped two girls before getting married to Obianuju the daughter of the wine tapper who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of Juliana the famous village prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Okohia the Dibia from the neighboring village…is it not your grandfather that died of madness…nwam so you have grown so big? Nnoo.”

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Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and social researcher whose work examines Black identity, racism, institutional inequality, social power and belonging. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read more about Daniel, including his research methodology and full biography, here.

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