Nigerians reacting to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s divorce saga!

by Zeus

When you hear Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are divorcing:

Please who are they?


When you hear the wife is getting $7 million in divorce settlement

You don’t mean it.


When you hear the wife said she is giving all the money to charity

Are there witches in America too?


When you realize that your fellow woman is probably just bluffing

We know ourselves na.


When you hear the husband went straight and gave the money to charity

Ha, somebody cannot come and play with you again?


And the wife is now very angry about this

You see your life?


When asked when you will be divorcing your own Nigerian husband

Not now, Satan!


Your Nigerian husband waiting for you to come and divorce him

We will make up after the economy gets better.

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9 Comments on “Nigerians reacting to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s divorce saga!”

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