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That Moment Nigerians Hear About The Car Loans Scheme!

by Zeus

When you hear Federal Government is offering N7.5 Billion at a low interest rate for car loans:




Oshee!!!



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To all those that say you won’t buy a new car this year:





You have failed!

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How your mother in the village tell you it is her prayers that is working:

Did I not tell you before that Prophet Isaac is a true man of God?

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How you call that girl that has been doing shakara for you:

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How you treat your old car knowing that a new ride is coming:

Go and Die!

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The big oga at the top that will embezzle the money Federal Government is offering looking at you like:

Be fooling yourself…you won’t go and find work.

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Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and community researcher based in London. He documents African and Black queer experience across Nigeria and the diaspora through community-anchored research, cultural analysis, and public education. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read Daniel's full research methodology and bio here.

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