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How to become a true slay queen

by Miz Tee



This is your journey to joining the slaying gang.

1. This is you:

2. At the entrance and you meet the neighbors

2. Inside the hall and you meet the receptionist

4. Your first instructor

5. Then she says: “Adjust your bra, girl.”

6. “You can now go in”

7. Second instructor teaches you how to walk

8. Third instructor teaches you how to smile

9. When you finally meet Mother Superior

10. And then her verdict

11. Your mother-in-law when you come back home

 

12. Your husband that night


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About Daniel Nkado

Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and community researcher based in London. He documents African and Black queer experience across Nigeria and the diaspora through community-anchored research, cultural analysis, and public education. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read Daniel's full research methodology and bio here.

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2 Comments on “How to become a true slay queen”

  1. Very funny 😄 can’t stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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