Three guys defiled a curfew to go watch a football match. On their way home, they bumped into a group of soldiers on patrol.
The soldiers told the boys they will be flogged according to the number displayed on their shirts.
The first boy who wore a Chelsea Jersey with Mikel’s number 12 on it was given 12 strokes.
The second boy wore a 50 Cents’ T-shirt. He was given 50 strokes.
The last boy fainted before the soldier could get to him.
He was wearing Vote Buhari 2015!