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Wednesday Joke: Whip My Number!

by Desmond

Three guys defiled a curfew to go watch a football match. On their way home, they bumped into a group of soldiers on patrol.

The soldiers told the boys they will be flogged according to the number displayed on their shirts.

The first boy who wore a Chelsea Jersey with Mikel’s number 12 on it was given 12 strokes.

The second boy wore a 50 Cents’ T-shirt. He was given 50 strokes.

The last boy fainted before the soldier could get to him.

He was wearing Vote Buhari 2015!

About Daniel Nkado

Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and social researcher whose work examines Black identity, racism, institutional inequality, social power and belonging. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read more about Daniel, including his research methodology and full biography, here.

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