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Best Way to Handle a Cheating Boyfriend

by Zeus

Ladies, if you catch your boyfriend cheating, just do this:

Pour some water into the kettle.

Turn on the gas and drop the kettle on top.

Let the water boil.

Let it boil, boil, boil, and boil.

While the water is still boiling and bubbling, wait for him to fall asleep.

Then put the hot water down and pour some in a cup.

And then make yourself some tea.

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About Daniel Nkado

Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and community researcher based in London. He documents African and Black queer experience across Nigeria and the diaspora through community-anchored research, cultural analysis, and public education. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read Daniel's full research methodology and bio here.

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8 Comments on “Best Way to Handle a Cheating Boyfriend”

  1. Dnb, please go back to story-telling. We got attached to your blog for the amazing stories you churned out, not for updates like "how to handle a cheating boyfriend." You don't want to lose your readership. Good luck.

  2. Dnb bring back our stories please. Leave gossip for lindaikeji n co. This is a blog of substance and I will hate to see it change. Please do something.
    Thanks.
    —concerned fan

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