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Joke: Akpos Divorces His Wife

by Zeus

Akpos finally divorces his wife.

After many months of fruitless search for love, ex Mrs. Akpos decides to place an ad in a local newspaper.

She wrote – “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.”

Two days later, her doorbell rings.

She opens the door and sees a man on a motor wheelchair.

“Hi, I’m Timi. I have no arms so I won’t beat you. I have no legs so I won’t run away.”

Akpos’ wife is furious. “So what the hell makes you think you will be great in bed too?” she asks.

Timi replies, “Ask me how I rang your doorbell!”

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Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and social researcher whose work examines Black identity, racism, institutional inequality, social power and belonging. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read more about Daniel, including his research methodology and full biography, here.

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