by Staff writer
***Two weeks after the breakup***
Me: Wow! I’m finally over this sh*t! Never again!
***5 minutes later, the phone rings***
Me: Hello, who is this?
Ex: It’s me jor, are you free today?
Me: No, nothing. Why do you ask if I’m free?
Ex: I want us to see.
Me: Okay…what for?
Ex: I want us to talk.
Me: Okay…what about?
Ex: Everything. We can’t possibly just let each other go like this, should we?
Ex: Hello? You there?
Me: I really think we should.
Ex: But I still love you!