Mom: What’s that?
Andrew: Mum, I lost my virginity last night.
Mom: Oh wow, my baby boy is finally growing up! Did you talk to your father about it?
Andrew: Mum! Why the hell should I do that?
Mom: Okay, okay, come sit on my lap and tell me about it.
Andrew: Mum, I can’t.
Mom: Come on, don’t be shy! You are over 17. Come sit on my lap and tell me about it.
Andrew: No, Mum, I can’t sit down right now. My butt still hurts bad…