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What just happened here?

by Zeus



*** Conversation Between Mother and Son ***



Mom: Andrew, go upstairs and get me my purse!

Andrew: Okay, Mum. But I want to talk to you about something…

Mom: What’s that?

Andrew: Mum, I lost my virginity last night.

Mom: Oh wow, my baby boy is finally growing up! Did you talk to your father about it?

Andrew: Mum! Why the hell should I do that?

Mom: Okay, okay, come sit on my lap and tell me about it.

Andrew: Mum, I can’t.

Mom: Come on, don’t be shy! You are over 17. Come sit on my lap and tell me about it.

Andrew: No, Mum, I can’t sit down right now. My butt still hurts bad…

Mom:

About Daniel Nkado

Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and social researcher whose work examines Black identity, racism, institutional inequality, social power and belonging. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read more about Daniel, including his research methodology and full biography, here.

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