12 things Nigerian girls say when they are horny

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It’s already known that men and women express their feelings differently. Nigerian women even take this difference a notch further by communicating in the most indirect way imaginable.

Imagine calling the love of your life “Big Head” – and, thanks to this weird communication of love, some guys actually now get offended when their woman doesn’t use “Big Head” when addressing him.

Nigeria, being the highly conservative, albeit hypocritical, country that it is, matters relating to sex in Nigeria are often treated with an air of incongruity.

Here are 12 awkward things Nigerian girls have been known to say when they are trying to inform a guy that they want it…badly:

1. You sef, you no dey tire to press phone?

2. I hope you are not expecting a visitor?

3. I’ll soon be leaving

4. Bring down your hand a little

5. Can I spend the night at yours, my roommate and I are quarrelling.

6. Let your girlfriend not catch me o

7. Do you have light?

8. Don’t start what you cannot finish o.

9. Turn off the light, it’s too bright.

10. Uche, please I need someone to talk to this night.

11. I’m bored, come and pick me.

12. Is your door locked?

P.S: Post provided for entertainment. None of these utterances should substitute normal consent.

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