by Zeus
Things are just so hard in Nigeria right now.
Just this morning, one guy on my street approached me and begged me to buy his cat.
I told him I don’t need a cat, or even like them. And it’s not like I have a rat in my house for the cat to help me and pursue.
He said that I shouldn’t worry and that I should buy the cat first.
That he is going to bring the rat to my house in the evening.