OMG!

Okafor worked as an attendant in a mortuary.

He was receiving dead bodies one day when he saw this male body with the
name Patrick on it.

Undressing the corpse, he saw the longest penis he has ever seen.

He decided to cut it off and go show his wife at home.

Getting home, he called his wife, “Mama Ikenna, come, I want to show you something.”

His wife came out and on sighting the cut penis in her husband’s hand, she screamed, “OMG, you mean Patrick is dead?!’

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Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and community researcher based in London. He documents African and Black queer experience across Nigeria and the diaspora through community-anchored research, cultural analysis, and public education. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read Daniel's full research methodology and bio here.

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