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OMG!

Okafor worked as an attendant in a mortuary.

He was receiving dead bodies one day when he saw this male body with the
name Patrick on it.

Undressing the corpse, he saw the longest penis he has ever seen.

He decided to cut it off and go show his wife at home.

Getting home, he called his wife, “Mama Ikenna, come, I want to show you something.”

His wife came out and on sighting the cut penis in her husband’s hand, she screamed, “OMG, you mean Patrick is dead?!’

About Daniel Nkado

Daniel Nkado is a Nigerian writer and social researcher whose work examines Black identity, racism, institutional inequality, social power and belonging. He is the founder of DNB Stories Africa. Read more about Daniel, including his research methodology and full biography, here.

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