10 funny Nigerian jokes for adults only

This is a list of selected Nigerian jokes every adult will enjoy. Note that these jokes are for adults only, but, really, anyone can still have a good laugh with them.

Check out these adult jokes below:

These are some of the funniest adult only jokes you are going to find on the internet today. And the jokes are all original.

1. People who enjoy phone s*x are too creepy. I tried that s*it once and the holes were too tiny.

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2. Husband: I need a ride.

Wife: Honey, you know I can’t drive.

Husband: I’m talking about the engine you are an expert of.

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3. Doctor: How did you get your arm broken?

Man: The other night, my wife asked me how many women I’d slept with. I told her: “Just you. The others were always a threesome.”

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4. A Nigerian woman gave her 5 sons the same name – John. Her neighbour, curious, asked: “How do you tell them apart?”

The woman answered: “Oh they all have different last names.”

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5. Akpan: Which sex position produces the ugliest kids?

Teacher: Ask your mum.

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6. In an adult education class, the teacher screams, “Give me an A!”

Class: A!

Teacher: Give me a B!

Class: B!

Teacher: Give me a C!

Class: C!

Teacher: Give me a D!

Teacher, shocked: “Okon, why did you pull down your trousers?”

Okon: You asked for the D!

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7. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Amaslap.

Amaslap who?

Amaslap your as*.

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8. Why does Santa carry a big sack? He comes only once a year.

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9. What did Chike do with the salad? He tossed it.

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10. Drop your wood on me, I’m your termite.

Let me examine your bone, I’m your archaeologist.

Stuff me with your product, I’m your Bagco bag.

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