by Daniel Nkado
They said I can’t cook nothing
That all meals hate me
The kitchen hates me
Any attempt will be mockery
My mom screamed
My sister yelled
Even the tiny bony dog grinned
Daniel, get out of the kitchen now!
Behind their eyes
Behind their guise
Behind their yells
I crept in and I put the pot on fire
I added the rice
I added the brine
Onions and tomatoes and a little bit of something else
And then some other things elses.
A few more cubes and I was done
Guess what I created
A fair beautiful maiden
Yellow as the sun, fragrant as thyme
My jollof rice, I called her
She smiled at me, I smiled back
Then she shook her head and said
Only if you hadn’t added so many cubes!
Loooooooool! Such a funny jellof rice.
I know some one that not only like but loves jollof rice;;- Stella Korkus!
As for me, Jollof rice is the ONLY food that i can cook!
Such jellof rice will eventually land u in a sick bay
Awwwww I know the struggle but I thank God I'm a wonderful cook now….*dancing*.
Hahaha
The God that did it for you will also do it for me! Amen!
Lmao so funny
Hahahaha too much of everything is not good
I enjoy making Jellof rice
Amen oooooo daniel. .loool
God knows what language Jollof was coined from.
Jolo Jolo
Only if you hadn't added so many cubes! lols
I hate cooking jollof rice too, can easily go south. What I lack in that department though I make up in ofe Akwu.. yet to taste one that's as nice as mine. I dare to say none…..
Hehehehe….Lisa, please you have to cook it and show us o! Oh how I've missed ofe akwu.
I will do that some time soon.
We will be expecting it.
Gud
Wow. This is so cool. I wonder if there is any means by which I can get the permission to upload it to my blog giftedpens.com . Please, is there a way?