by Miz Tee
Due to the fluidity of the feminine gender, it is not always easy to spot a lesbian.
But don’t worry, these 10 signs will help you immediately tell if a woman is a lesbian or not:
1. They like wearing jeans
That’s right, all lesbians wear jeans.
2. They don’t sleep with makeup
3. They have two breasts
If you see a nipple too, better run!
4. They don’t carry handbags
Why the hell do they need one?
5. They drink tea a lot
We don’t yet know why this happens, do we?
6. Their first names always begin with a consonant.
So very true!
7. They like eating fufu
With better okro soup.
8. They love rap music.
Whether Missy Elliot or Nicki Minaj, she is it!
9. They like watching sci-fi movies
Rumor has it that Thanos is a lesbian, now you get the drill!
10. They don’t use iPhones
The reason for this is obvious, isn’t it?
Now that you know what I know, good luck on finding your next lesbian girl!
For more info, read My Lesbian Encounter by Daniel Nkado.